- Don’t organise two dates one after the other, especially if they’re in the same neighbourhood… (the drama is real)
- Told me who he was in his past life cause he astral travelled (told me who his girlfriend was too)
- She met up with a guy who was going to be on married at first sight (don’t do that!!!!)
- If you’re poly, don’t talk about your primary for the whole date!!!
- She met this guy who was in to strangling sex (very rough night!!)
- If they’re pretty, scandinavian, respond within 2 seconds (probably a bot)
- If they wanna know your blood type they’re in it for your kidney.
- If they quote having children as an achievement that’s a big no no
- AVOID ‘good vibez only’
- End with a bang 😉
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